thesweetgirlnextdoor:

funhousemonster:

nisarawr:

macsinthecity:

dkloveschristianbeadles:

webongalicious:

rayarayapantsonfiyah:

I stroked David Henrie because I love cheese=)))

-wonderstruck:

forcinglaughter-fakingsmiles:

lilmissmiley:

danceyourlifeaway:

niley:

worldofjoy:

tashacassidy:

aeasierending:

inmysweetestdreams:

shesgotaway:

I thought I’d make one of these. So…

I lost my virginity to Nick Jonas because it’s cool to do it.

it was amazing til the last part.

my parents want me to marry joe jonas because i like bald people.

I made a sammich for Joe Jonas because there’s a reason for everything.

I hated Taylor Lautner because my parents told me to.

I wanna play dress-up with David Henrie because there’s a reason for everything.

I lost my virginity to miley cyrus because I need a shave.

I love Robert Pattinson *neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever arg* because it’s cool to do it. I don’t think so !!!!!

I hated Miley Cyrus because I like bald people.
WHHAAAA? I WOULD NEVER HATE MILEY CYRUS.
EVER. EVER. EVER. EVER. EVVERR!!!

I JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE FOR MILEY CYRUS BECAUSE IT’S COOL TO DO IT! woohoo! xD

(via stayingscouse)

I lost my virginity to Taylor Lautner because I love cheese.

I love Joe Jonas because I want to eat him. =))))))

I wanna play battleship with Taylor Lautner because i want to eat them. bahahaha. 

I jumped off a bridge for ROBERT PATTINSON because I want to eat them. :D

“I have sexual contact with Justin Bieber because I want to eat them”mwahahahahah I’m gonna eat you Justin!

I murdered Nick Jonas because it’s cool to do it.

I stroked Jason Derulo because my parents toold me to.

WTF? HAHA